More News About Octopodes & Their Impending World Domination

Here's a link to some of my most important reasons to fear Octopi: the summary of which is that their brains are huge and they thrive in water, under which the world will be soon if Al Gore is right and he always is, and they'll rule us all.

Then, today, Boing Boing dutifully reported on a new Ocky-helmed prank. Apparently, a "guest Octopus" at the Santa Monica Pier Aquarium removed the valve of its tank with one of its nightmarish tentacled arms, and flooded the entire floor of the Aquarium with 200 gallons of seawater. While it LAUGHED at us all and wondered how precisely to prepare human flesh so its flavor best married with the sound of its gnashing monster beak. He should call Hosea.