From the "Don't Give Them Any Ideas" Department

I just awoke from a dream in which Comedy Central hired me to write on The Kevin Farley Show. I called my editor and asked her whether I should take the gig or spend the months before now and my book's due date focusing on my re-write, and she said, "You know, a lot of authors underestimate the amount of energy it takes to go from first to second draft." Which was nice of her. Then, I woke up and Chocolate News was canceled. And my pillow was gone.