Click this link immediately, and marvel at the deeply cryptic pitch for a vodka that's only described, like, twenty-five minutes into the video. FYI, it is filtered through diamonds. But mostly, Dan Aykroyd wants to talk to us about aliens. The first line of the shooting script?
"I'm Dan Aykroyd. Since childhood, I have been fascinated with the invisible world."
Top that! You CAN'T!!!!!
Are there other things Aykroyd will cull from the final installment of Indiana Jones? Will he be making public appearances with his new greaser protégée? Will Donna Dixon start sporting a cheap black pageboy wig, so she looks like "Russian Villianess Cate Blanchett"? Can somebody please be responsible for keeping me abreast on the developments in what is an extremely important topic?!!??
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