Sweet Peanut Butter, Slow-Burning Candle

This video is via Megan Stern, who is fantastic. She's alerted me, upon her friend Nora's tip, to these Japanese commercials that National Treasure: Book of Secrets Nicolas Cage starred in for Pachinko, a Japanese lottery game. They don't make any sense and they, frankly, defy comment. I pooh-pooh the parents at the helm of whatever children's advocacy group that admonishes Pokemon for giving seizures to epileptics, then turns their backs on content like this, clearly designed to make otherwise normally-functioning adults completely psychotic.



Megan is also responsible for emailing me about this Phantom of the Opera perfume, which you can buy at Target.



I heard it smells like a deformed man who lives in a basement!