My New Best Friend

just sent me two fantastic Doggy Door-themed Youtube videos. Both feature unsettling accompanying music, so be sure to turn the volume on your computer all the way up.

Here is "Cute Sheep Trying to Get Through Dog Door" (Celtic Folk style)



And here is "Cat Evicts Dog At Door" (Dragnet style)

Hey, Code Pink!

Now that Bush is out of office, couldn't you gals find a better new cause than removing everybody's favorite mud from Duty-Free stores near the El-Al gates in PETA-style bikinis?



Via Jezebel

This Photograph Has Caused Me To Reconsider My Limited Denim Policy

Citizen TMI

This weekend, one of my gay friends explained what a "rosebud" was. It totally changed the meaning of Citizen Kane for me.

Fake Jerk

If you listened to this week's Best Show, Tom talked about some clown who impersonated Guy Fieri to get into a baseball game. Guy Fieri, for those who don't know, is revolting on both of his gigs; as the current spokesperson for T.G.I.Friday's, and as host of the Food Network's "Diners, Drive-In's and Dives."

He also makes the guy from Ace of Cakes look handsome and stylish.

Here's the video of the second-ugliest guy in the world, giving an interview like he's the same schmuck in the wraparound sunglasses, bowling shirt, and bleached hair who eats cheesefries for a living, instead of just as a hobby.

My Book!

Holy shit! My book is available for pre-order on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Borders & Indiebound, as I live and blog!

Here's the cover. Judge it by it!

I Met Tyler!

And he made me a coke cake! It was so good, I'm tempted to crown him the NEW cake boss.

The Best Thing in the World

Here's my favorite birthday gift of all time, one day early: a video of the most head-tiltiest, internet-not-understandingest, cutest dog ever watching a Youtube video of his cat friend. The best part is when he goes over to check on the cat, because he doesn't understand how she could be there and also here. Oh, wait, I'm sorry: the best part is all of it.

How The Can Opener Works

It's Woody Allen Week over at ThisRecording.com. Check out my piece on Hannah & Her Sisters.

Your Daily Hubris

From HuffPo: Marshall Fine, best known as the "fine" referred to on his website hollywoodandfine.com, writes Zach Galifianakis an Open Letter, pleading for him not to "sell out" to "suits." [Via Gabe]

From IMDB.com User Comments: The best writer in the world has crafted an amazing rant decrying the cancellation of "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place." Nate found this, and I posted it in its entirety on the blog.

From SOAPnet: Jesse's tip pays off. Here is the magnificent Danielle Staub as "Mow-ra" the villianess, from a 2001 episode of All My Children. "The question is, what hasn't she done?"